Ever notice how, right when the boomers dinks start to go, they invent a drug that rejuvenates boners? Now the bars are filled with a whole new universe of desperate singles trying to figure out what men are finding attractive these days. Comments/Enlarge |
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She’s like those old Yellow Submarine cartoons if they were a long-term girlfriend you want to move in with. Comments/Enlarge |
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When you’re this pretty, every retarded affectation you stick on your face becomes a dignified eccentricity that no man with a penis would dare question. Comments/Enlarge |
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