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Old guys have things in their body telling them to pack it in and give up, so when they bust out the pink and tell us to fuck off it’s way heavier than when a rich kid with zits on his face does the same thing. Comments/Enlarge | See all



If you were never accepted by the in-crowd during adolescence, one trick is to grow up, make tons of money, move to Manhattan’s Lower East Side, have kids like this, and give them whatever they want their whole lives. Then you can just go, “Let me hang out and be cool or you’re all grounded!”
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Dear Britain, you need to stop trying to dress like us. You do it cheap and corny and about three years after we gave it up. Go back to being mods or whatever.
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