You already know that sloppy Fall Out Boy whores reek like stale smoke and bubble gum and have more shit in their purse than you have in your house. But did you also know that they secretly use the piss of nanny goats to dye their hair? Bet you didn’t!Comments/Enlarge |
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If they really want more of us to join the army, they should just pay her to travel to bars signing us up while we’re drunk. It would work a lot better than those commercials where soldiers are being screamed at in the dark while driving a jeep over a cliff.Comments/Enlarge |
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“Holy fuck, this ice cream is good. I have been jonesing for chocolate and vanilla since yesterday and now this bitch is in my mouth, melting between my teeth like a naked little whore. Jesus, God, it’s better than taking a shit on heroin. I wish I could take my pants off right now I feel so fucking good. Uuuh. “Comments/Enlarge |
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