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I love the folks who think you can actually fill kids’ brains with a bunch of stuff about respecting differences and avoiding stereotypes, as if the second they’re out the door they aren’t playing basketballrappers and Santa-Jedis at Abu Ghraib. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?" Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Hey stumpy, what are you, human garbage? He even pissed his pants. Ha ha, what a drunk homeless person.

Ha ha, you died. Not only did you look like shit and have diabetes, but you fucking died. Ha ha. You know you're a DON'T when even God hates you. Way to pass out in your wheelchair, you junkie loser. See you at the wake, Mr. Zero.

Hey, zit face! Could you have more zits on your face, please? You have totally bad skin. Ha ha. You know what tired is in French? Fatigué. It's pronounced "fat 'n' gay," and you are both!

Good morning, douchebag. Yeah, that's right. I'm way more fortunate than you and that is why I'm laughing my head off and taking pictures of your sorry ass. Ha ha.

Hey, stupid bitch cunt whore! You don't give blowjobs with your ear. It's supposed to go in your mouth! Can she be more wasted, please? What a DON'T! Hey guy, way to fucking puke your guts out. Do you think you look even one bit remotely cool? This fat fucking faggot is a definite DON'T!

Look at Mr. Fatso here. Maybe the guy wouldn't be so fat if he weren't such a disgusting poor person who eats shitty food. Could he be more working-class? Ha ha. Hey Rico, wake up, your green card is here. Just kidding, you're still an illegal alien with a drinking problem who's going to die soon. Don't worry, you're still a DO… NOT!