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Dear Britain, you need to stop trying to dress like us. You do it cheap and corny and about three years after we gave it up. Go back to being mods or whatever.
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He’s singing that Bronski Beat classic, “Hey God, What the Fuck Did You Do With My Balls?”
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Dude is just chilling. He's unflappable. You could be like, "Humpty, what if nobody shows up to our party?" and he'd be all, "Don't worry about it, doood."

This fucker is starting a whole new thing. Soon these "Willy Wonka punks" are going to be all over New York, drowning German kids in chocolate rivers and getting shitfaced in Loompaland and stuff. We went to see Maiden this week and happened upon hundreds of unintentional DOs. They had perfect Harley purses and hot feathered hair and were so far gone into white trash land, they had become haute couture.

These two should start a band called Wank Fantasy.
A lot of fags will tell you guys look good with jizz on their faces and, if you're in love, that may very well be true. But from a straight perspective, we think nothing looks better than a guy with his face just dripping with hot, wet beer. And then he's all licking it like a little whore...I'm getting a heteroboner.

I hope dude is for sale, because I am buying him to hang out at my house. What a piece of eye candy. He could just be sitting on your couch eating biscuits and drinking tea and you'd think to yourself, "The sun is shining." One of the really great things about dark pants is they take attention away from what might be perceived as a big ass and they keep the eyes up top, where the tits are.

In an era when we're all buying duct tape because we're scared of sand-nigger farts, it is pretty refreshing to see a guy who had a million-dollar bounty on his head chilling with a glass of wine and a tape recorder in his face. Every skate park has some eccentric old guy with a Bud and long hair who talks about the government and blah blah, but how many of them regularly pick up a deck and tear the bowl a new ass? In Pro Design knee pads, no less!

The thing about Italians is, they take care of their mistresses for eternity. Even when the guy dies, he has his son go over there and make sure her radio still works. In exchange, these women stay mind-blowingly hot, right 'til the grave.
This guy is dressed as that chick in Le Tigre who dresses up as a guy. What is he, a punk rock version of God?


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