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When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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That's Neil Young wearing a Bart Simpson mask while on tour with Sonic Youth in 1990. Photo by Thurston Moore