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Say what you will about steroids. At least they keep Muscle Beach from looking like Rent with sand. Comments/Enlarge | See all


The easiest way to fuck a dumb girl without having your brain melted by two-hour conversations about TV is to convince a smart girl to blow out her hair and not be funny for the rest of the evening. Comments/Enlarge | See all








This is a 2002 shoot for a popular porno site that encourages miscegenation (look it up). The girl is named Venus. On the right is Julian St. Jox, and on the left is Brian Pumper. That guy in the middle there? That's Darren James. A year and a half after this photo was taken, he was diagnosed as HIV-positive. He's the Patient Zero of AIDS in the porn industry. Photo by Sam Stern with Julian Hoeber