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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Lisa was diagnosed with Toxic Shock Syndrome in 1997. “I was given a zero-percent chance of survival,” she says. “I was flown to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. They cut open my arms and legs to release the pressure that was building up—it’s called ‘compartment syndrome.’ At first they said that if I did survive, they’d have to amputate all four extremities. The only things I ended up losing were three toes and the tips of all my other toes.” Lisa is now married and working as a registered nurse. She uses leg braces to walk, but otherwise she is totally recovered. She still doesn’t know for certain how she got TSS. Photo by Angela Strassheim