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You see what happens when you create a judgment-free environment where people don’t have to worry about someone running past them and grabbing the back of their bag and then continuing to run so they go flying backwards and SLAM into the grass so hard their sunglasses go flying and we all laugh so hard a small droplet of pee comes out?
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People are really “whatever” about miscarriages in Mexico City. You can be at the club and just drop that little fucker on the floor while a bunch of goofs stand around and gawk. Then, as soon as your boyfriend checks under the hood to make sure there’s no embryo goop still hanging down, it’s back to la fiesta like nothing ever happened. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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When they finally get home from shitting in the park, these two horny little doggies will be licking margarine off each other’s balls until the sun sets.Comments/Enlarge | See all


Photo from Leo Fitzpatrick's family album

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