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"Free Hugs" is rapidly becoming the most surefire indicator of molestation since the facial tattoo. It's painful when it's on a button or shirt, but looking at that part of the R where the ink has been smudged away by a parade of sweaty fingers is like being taken to the cave where childhood goes to die. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Wearing glasses that are so big for your face you look like a drunk retard is great because it weeds out the dickheads and restricts the party to just smart and fun people.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Absolutely Fabulous with 30-something Ministry groupies?
A: Two clammy-skinned old bats with more emotional issues than the entire population of Arkham Asylum.Comments/Enlarge | See all




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