Ever notice how, when a totally-out-of-her-mind person is kind of hot there will always be a guy willing to ignore the clown makeup, kids’ clothes, and the time John Lennon’s face passed through the back of her soul? Comments/Enlarge |
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These tourist pigs were on some giant Explore America tour and they were getting on our nerves. Not only do they have to have the same jackets and ponytails, but they fucking pack their backpacks exactly the same way. What else is in there, some anoraks and spare jelly sandwiches and some mittens and binoculars? What can be more depressing than two gross Italians prepared for everything? They make life look like a perpetual first day of school. Comments/Enlarge |
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If a short, fat guy tried to pull off Baron Munchausen with a jacket that incorporates every country in the world, he would look like a street-vendor from the Thunderdome. Comments/Enlarge |
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