WHO'S CUTER?White Babies or Black Babies?
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That makes a great header and everything, but there's actually way more categories than that. There's "weird-race" babies, which are like Persian, Pakistani, or half Native American and half white, or whatever. Then there's all the Asia countries and…well, that's about it besides blacks and whites. A lot of rap and funk songs will try to convince you there's races like blue and red because they're trying to make statements about how frivolous racism is, and that's fine and everything, but the only blue babies you're ever going to see in real life are in a dumpster, and the only red baby I've ever seen is when Rainman put Tom Cruise in the hot tub and kept yelling, "Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby!" Anyhoo, let's break it down.
WEIRD-RACE BABIES
These ones are fucking cute because you can't tell what they're going to be. Will she grow up to be a mind-blowing babe, or will she end up looking like that weird humanimal dude that devoted his life to looking like a cat? A lot of mixed-race couples will even make love to each other just to see what the baby will turn out as. It's weird.
ASIA BABIES
These guys fucking KILL IT when they get to be about three years old. Good luck competing with them, especially if they're twins. This little guy isn't exactly destroying us, but when he gets some little red cords on and helps his sister with something, you are going to shit yourself.
BLACK BABIES
It's hard to compete with black babies because they've got that fuzz head thing that usually blows everyone else away. Throw in some huge eyelashes and some chubby cheeks, and you're basically looking at a cartoon bug.
WHITE BABIES
These are an acquired taste. They're not cute like a bug and they don't have big black eyes like the other races, but they have something happening in a "funny little man" way. Like, if you were to put a suit on this guy and sit him behind a desk, you could almost hear him saying, "Jennifer, I like you. We all do. But you have to understand, General Motors is about teamwork and if you can't learn to hand in your purchase orders with the rest of your team I'm not sure we can keep you on here." He's literally a tiny dad.
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 Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
why in the fuck do people always have to argue about stupid stuff like this nobody babies are cuter than any one elses. and just because a baby has blue green or watever else eyes doesnt make them cuter than any other baby. and black people can have blue green grey hazel eyes but its just less common. every one else can too so get your facts right before u go stereotyping. and pale skin... whats so great about that... nothing... at ... all pale is no better than olive brown or dark so to all you people who’s actually feeding into this crap please stop.. its really unnessasary. | | Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
...and the winning comment is from this genius!
"YAll WHiTE MUTHA FCKAS iS STUPiD BCUS ATRE WHITE PPl BORN WiD ALL THE SOUL AND TALENTS DAT WE HAVE..OR MAYBE ALL THE RHYTHM NO I DIDNT FCKN THINK SO..DDONT GET ON HERE AND TRY TO BASH THE BLACKS BCUS WID OUT US THEIR WUD BE NO WORLD AND IM NOT RACIST BUT YALL GET ON HERE ND RUN YALL MOUTH BUT PLAYIN THE ANONYMOUS CARD MY NAME IS DOMINIQUE ..."
HA! I don’t know which babies are cuter, but if they grow up to become like this moron, then maybe we should take more under consideration.
| | Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote:
just b/c a baby has blonde hair and blue eyes or green eyes with red hair does not necessarily make them cute. can a white person have a baby with beautiful | | Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
just b/c a baby has blonde hair and blue eyes or green eyes with red hair does not necessarily make them cute. can a white person have a baby with beautiful brown skin or tan skin or caramel complexion or a high yellow skin tone, i don’t think so. so black babies by a land slide.(that’s in response to the idiot’s comment at the bottom) but really we are all created equal and are all God’s beautiful creation, each one of us unique. | | Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
Fucking shitty ass white supremacist, how the fuck do you think the colour of a baby’s skin determines how cute it is? Its stupid people like you who multiply and in a few years on we have your bitch-ass children making racist comments because daddy said so. | | Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
Top right is cute, but only in a disturbing Jonbenet Ramsay way. | | Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
YAll WHiTE MUTHA FCKAS iS STUPiD BCUS ATRE WHITE PPl BORN WiD ALL THE SOUL AND TALENTS DAT WE HAVE..OR MAYBE ALL THE RHYTHM NO I DIDNT FCKN THINK SO..DDONT GET ON HERE AND TRY TO BASH THE BLACKS BCUS WID OUT US THEIR WUD BE NO WORLD AND IM NOT RACIST BUT YALL GET ON HERE ND RUN YALL MOUTH BUT PLAYIN THE ANONYMOUS CARD MY NAME IS DOMINIQUE ... | | Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote:
all babies are born into sin | | Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
SOOO ALL WALL HATERS OUT THERE | | Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
i DONT THINK ANY OF YALL SHOULD TRY TO BE HATIN ON DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS CAUSE WE ARE ALL THE SAME | | Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
can a black baby have blonde hair and blue eyes no they can not does a white baby have to wear nasty azz grease no cuz they was born with healthy hair
| | Anonymous, on Mar 29, 2009 wrote:
bitches i dont like you all hatin on white or black babies cuz we all the same god made us equal
| | Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
wow.. that wasnt a cool comment
can a WHITE baby have nice black eyes? can a WHITE baby have a cute black fuzzy head?
can a WHITE baby have long black eye lashes?
no they cant
all babies are cute and innocent dont ruin that with your
"white babies all the way shit" | | Anonymous, on Feb 21, 2009 wrote:
Can a black couple have a child with blue eyes and blond hair? Can an Asian couple have a baby with green eyes and red hair? Can an Indian couple have a baby with pretty pale skin?
White babies all the way. | | |
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