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And We Hope You Will Love Oui Too


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It all starts with love. Love is a four-letter word. Four is a four-letter word. As Love. As Four. We always say this. We have a list of four-letter words. Hate is a four-letter word too. Fuck. Sexy. Dick. Cats. Dogs. It's our little game. Hello, we are As Four!

We love to love. We love people. We love the ocean. We love to drink. We love kisses. We love to make love. We love to be happy. We love to have fun. Fun is magic. Fun is the unknown. You put yourself in a place where you don't know what you're gonna do. Then you get excited. Surprise is fun. Sometimes uncomfortable is fun. Kai was wearing high-heeled cowboy boots that were far too small last year and they really hurt but he had so much fun.

Our clothing tags always say "Made with love." That's what goes in the clothes. Clothing is yourself. There's no way you can lie to yourself, otherwise it will show. If you wanna look somber, and if you really are somber, then you will still shine. Animals work like this. Birds have feathers and they have many dimensions that we don't see, like how they show themselves to each other to mate.

We are not cute. We are beautiful, but not cute. Powder is cute, but she is also a vicious pit bull. Cute goes for, like, a second. It is very temporary. We like eternal.

All songs are love songs. It's like this humming melody of a million songs when you're in love and you haven't discovered it yet but you're always humming it, and you would like to know what song it is but it's all the love songs in one. "If I was a sculptor, but then again, no!" We love that one.

We believe in everything. Spirit in the sky! We love nature, but everything is nature. Even the city is nature. If you're tough you survive. If not, bye-bye. New York is a playground that opens up all the doors for ultimate love.

Pink, green, and gold are our favorite colors.

GABI, ADI, KAI, ANGELA

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