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The Happiest Man in Japan

Hi, my name is Konishi, but I prefer being called 524. I'm 25 years old and I live in Nagano, Japan, which is where the Winter Olympics were held in 1998. For me, Japan is the paradise of otaku, which means "crazy" or "insane."

The girl in the picture you see is called Nana, and I've been with her for about two months now. I don't remember exactly how we met, but I think I found her by chance while browsing the Internet.

It cost me about $1,800 to get Nana to come and live with me, and so far I've spent about $370 paying for her outfits. I've got geisha-girl clothes for her, and schoolgirl and secretary clothes, too.

She also has sexy fishnet stockings. When she wears stockings I say to her, "Please touch my dick with your beautiful feet." I beg her, "Please." Sometimes I dress her in my shirt, but when I do I make sure she has no knickers. Through a wet shirt I can see her nipple. She is Queen of the Nipples.

I don't like real girls because they treat me coldly. Once I went to a place where you have sex with women but I couldn't have orgasms because I was too concentrating and too nervous. The first time I ever had an orgasm with a girl was with Nana.

At first her marriage hole seemed so small that I didn't know if my dick would fit in it, but after a while I got inside her. It felt really cold, but nice, and eventually I came inside her hole.

When people ask me if I love Nana, I say, "Yes, of course!" Only she accepts my existence. I even keep a regular diary of my life with Nana because I want other people to know that a useless man like me exists. A virgin is a useless man, isn't it?

There are plenty of other girls just like Nana out there who are just as beautiful and available, but I don't want any of them. She loves only me, so I love only her.

524
Dolls like Nana are available for about $2,000 from orient-doll.com. You can fuck them in their "marriage holes" with the aid of some lube and a vibrating device. Japanese law says you can't make the pussy too realistic.

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