Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge |
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Look, they know you’re not going to be giving it up for them anytime soon and they wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did, but old dudes have an entire encyclopedia of sexual data in their heads, so when you throw them a 10-second courtesy flirt you’re actually giving a scientist a hundred Rubik’s Cubes he can sit and mull over for the rest of the year. Comments/Enlarge |
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This British public-schooler's smirky bravado may seem out of place, but when you factor in all the tablings and ball-blackings and bogwashes, they're basically the Navy SEALS of the international nerd community.Comments/Enlarge |
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