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Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!" Comments/Enlarge | See all

So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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Top row (l-r): Domino's Pizza, hippies, James Lipton; middle row (l-r): models, Ralph Reed, real estate agents; bottom row (l-r): Sean Hannity, the Pope, the Yankees