FAMOUS PEOPLE Hate Stuff Too SPECIAL LETTERS EXTRA: WHAT DO YOU HATE? Hello Vice, I detest smoking. I smoked for more than 50 years and finally quit when I had my car accident a few years ago. I was then shocked at how awful everyone smelled when they smoked. ...

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DEAR DIARY Entry: 1991 1991 I know that everyone hates me because someone put a note in my locker saying the worst, meanest things I have ever heard anyone say to me. It was unsigned but I know it was from Sheryl. Gabe told me he saw my friends at seventh period writing the note. They made fun of my likeness o...

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THE HATE LIST A Conclusive Guide Things I Hate: 1. Hate 2. Lists...

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DOS & DON'TS What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto. We play Black Sabbath really loud and destroy buildings. What do you do?" Um, I drop to my knees and suck your dick with tears streaming down my face....

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WHAT KIDS HATE Sushi and Charley and Flubber Lula is a seven-year-old Manhattanite. She recently took time off from school and hanging out with her little brother to address the pertinent issues of her day with Vice. VICE: What do you hate? Lula: When my friends call me a loser. I also hated when I cut my finger. That's th...

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VICE FASHION - VICTIMIZED The term 'hate crime' is a catch-all to combat intolerance towards communities or societies within a bigger society. A specific 'hate crime' would be a race crime, but then there has to be something specific to make it racially motivated. If we see a white man with BNP written across his chest while...

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I HATE THE RIGHT They Are a Bunch of Stupid Stupids I hate the right because they're all about thwarting people's potential. They hinder imagination and the ability to move forward toward enlightenment and modernity. It's because of the right that we keep revisiting the same culture wars, militarism in all of its forms, and their version of ...

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LITERARY Terryworld Taschen This is a good time for the world of Terrypublishing. Some weirdo Italians just printed a gigantic black book called Kibosh that contains the raunchiest porn shit you've ever seen and sells in a black plastic bag for a mere $400....

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NEGRO SKINS Nice Fucking Tattoos, Dudes Trends in tattoos come and go. Ten years ago all the lesbians were getting Celtic knots on their arms. Now they're getting traditional sailor pieces to cover them up. All the punks used to have homemade Exploited tats. Now they're not happy until they've got an all-seeing-eye-within-a-tree-...

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OUT THERE "I hate fucking World Music. (I don't hate music from all over the world. In fact, I love lots of that. But I hate the world music that goes in the world music section at Tower and HMV.) It's patronizing and ghettoizing, plus they don't even pick any of the good stuff....

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SPIC SKINS Mexican Nazis at the Flea Market The Lagunilla is the biggest flea market in Mexico City. If you spend enough time there, you can find anything in the world. Even Nazis. Sitting between fake Aztec blankets and eyeless Bart Simpson dolls, there's a stand that specializes in Third Reich memorabilia and racial literature. Mex...

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POCKETS DUMB FAT If I lose my voice, nigga, I'ma flow online"-Jadakiss Here I go again, looking to J-A-Double for a little philosophical guidance, but these are fraught times, and these young'uns in the game stand to benefit from some of this highly decorated veteran's guidance. Ask the Anticon massive-inte...

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ALL MALAYSIAN SKINS Hate the Police It's Friday night in Kuala Lumpur. Two Malaysian skinheads named Eddie and Kad are heading to a studio where some bands are practicing for tomorrow's big Oi! Fest at the Imperial Sheraton. Their car stereo plays tapes from local skin bands. Eddie points out one song that sounds like a reggae anthem,...

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SKINEMA Black chicks getting nutted on by white dudes......

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SKINHEADS AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE Why Are SHARPs So DULL? Blood pours from my nose as I stand on a downtown Portland street corner, arguing with antiracist skinheads about grammar. "Why the FUCK did you have to hit me?" I implore the half-dozen halfwits half my age who surround me. "If you had a problem with me, why couldn't you TALK about it? Fuc...

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TIDBITS A monthly look at things we love - v11n10 HITLER DOLLS The best thing about buying Hitler dolls and figurines is the weird disclaimers the companies make so nobody thinks they're racist. Inthepasttoys.com made these guys and they want you to know that "these dolls are meant to be used for historical reference." Our favorite howe...

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YOU'RE DEAD Ooooh, I'm Sooo Scared We're always receiving threats from angry readers. Sometimes they just challenge us to a fight. Sometimes the threats are more ambiguous and simply state that we will "be receiving some remedial 'medication' in the coming months" (um, why'd you warn me?). They come from fags, WASPs, niggers, spics, ...

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A FASCIST VS. A NATIONALIST VS. A SOCIALIST Who Hates Who? It's not easy getting three groups that hate each other to sit in a room and have a civil discussion about their differences. It's so hard, in fact, that we failed. The only way we could pull this off was to have the fascist have it out with the nationalist, tell the socialist what happened later on...

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CLICHÉS ARE HATEFUL LIES And I Can Prove It I like clichés to say in jokes, but I hate people who think they are instructive. Those people are stupid. I set out to prove it by following the clichés to the letter. Watch this... DON'T LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG Where does this come from? Taking a bag of kittens to the river...

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I HATE STRAIGHTS Bash Back, Fags Forget about fag bashing. It's time for a little equal opportunity straight bashing. When I was a sissy homo punk in the 80s, big macho het boys with foot-tall Mohawks and Crass jackets, conveniently setting their radical, anarcho-leftist leanings aside for a moment, would punch me in the nose for s...

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KILL WHITEY Undergound Jihad rap I met one of the chief radical Muslim clerics in Londonistan, Sheik Mohammed Al-Massari. He's like the Suge Knight of Muslim hate-rap. Just like the Death Row CEO, Al-Massari's always got beef with 5-0. Deported from Saudi Arabia for his radical political views, he claimed asylum in London, where he...

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HELLO, WHITE PEOPLE! Prussian Blue Look to the Future Is there anything cuter than two identical twin twelve-year-old girls who have a band together? How about if they dress in matching plaid skirts-that ups the cuteness quotient, right? And what if they perform folky versions of classic racist songs by bands like Skrewdriver and Rahowa? Whoa! Now we a...

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KILL WHITEY AGAIN! Or At Least Slap Him Really Hard When we were coming up, all our rapper friends were headwrap-clad Five Percenters who read The Final Call. Where did the hate go? Nowadays every rapper we interview is a stripy-shirt-wearing, smiling buffoon who reads King. Except M-1 and stic.man of dead prez. With two classic albums under...

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ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE Well, it seems kind of childish to try to muster any feelings of hate into this column when you're still trying to get your head around the news that John Peel has passed away. His is such a sad, irreplaceable loss; it's still hard to believe he's gone. I remember looking at the radio listings in Th...

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ALWAYS THE SAME Kompakt Is Killing Music With Love Where's all the hate in techno gone? Come to think of it, where's all the techno gone? 15 years of peace, love and unity have turned what was once a radical and political music into a slobbering blob of E-soaked blandness that couldn't be more unfashionable if it started wearing a Mylo t-shirt and a...

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GAMES Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Genre: Racing/Crime Platform: PS2 Developer: Rockstar North Published by: Rockstar The new Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is pretty good but all the hateful extra features are totally superfluous to the action. ...

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WHERE'S THE HATE? Black Metal's Gotten Soft And Fat Maybe it was around the time that Satyr from Satyricon admitted he loved the silky feel of Dolce & Gabbana underwear, but in the last few years, black metal has become less exciting than cream cakes. Blame it on all the art fag hipsters who go to Immortal concerts so they can buy a T-shirt ...

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GRIMEWATCH What the FLIPPING HECK is going on? It's like no one in the grime scene could even be bothered to get out of bed this month....

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HARDCORE COLLECTORS Fucking Shit Me! I spent way too much of my precious youth sweating out a hangover in last night's clothes, stumbling around record fairs trying to find good, cheap records. I don't go to them anymore though and the main reason quite simply, is record collectors. Gross, tubby, balding, little pig-like men trying to ...

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I WANT MY DVDS Chick Fights, I Spit On Your Grave, WarpVision: The Videos 1989-2004, Hexstatic: Masterview ...

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DOOMS DAY DISCO Are musicians who copy their favourite artists' music and even put a pride in showing it the most detestable people of all? I think so. By some confused credible-by-association logic their parrot behavior is meant to earn them more "authenticity". And, of course, to make the average 47-year-old even...

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I'M DYING OVER HERE I hate doctors. When I first got diagnosed with breast cancer, I immediately went on the internet. I was not going to be passive like my mother was when she got breast cancer; she just threw up her hands and said, "Do whatever you need to do." I want to know what they're doing to me, why th...

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