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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists. Comments/Enlarge | See all


What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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