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GIRLS AT COLETTE

Who Fucked Up

Colette is a store in Paris where every pretty and smart girl in the world (but mostly ones from Japan) goes to buy sneakers, magazines, and iced tea. We asked a bunch of them about the biggest mistakes they ever made.

	Des photos par Emilie Moutsis

Angie Trying to ski, I went down on my knees every five minutes.	Aurélie My biggest mistake was renting a flat with my best friend.


Carolina Being with my ex-boyfriend.	Christel Garlic at lunch before a date.


Émilie My biggest mistake was to come to Colette!	Endo I put a love letter in the mailbox of a guy that I hate.


Florence To buy a too big leash and spend hours to find my dog which was gone away.	Franceza I refused an interview for a job with an important stylist agent.


Ho Yuk During one year, I’ve chosen the wrong school:ESMOD.	Jennifer Going to jail for two months in Japan when I was 19.


Kathrine Moving from the countryside was my biggest mistake.	Leila My biggest mistake was going to Dublin.


Linlee I don’t believe in mistakes, only experiences.	Maki I always regret shopping! I want to buy something but I don’t and when I come back it’s not here anymore.


Marianne I forgot to zip my skirt. It fell down and I was in front of 8 workers in the street.	Magali Are you kidding?


Kanako Yesterday I walked in dog shit.	Narumi When I was young, I fell from 2 meters and got a mini-baldness.


Nicole My biggest mistake was going out in total look Chanel.	Patricia Walking in dog shit with my Manolo Blahnik shoes.


Sonia Going out with a much older than me guy was a mistake.	Sanja My biggest mistake is to love passion. I love it so much that I go on!


Sophia Once I colored my hair in yellow, really yellow!	Tchouck I’ve spent all my money in parties.


Vanessa Swearing I’ll stop Nutella was a mistake.	Zoe My biggest mistake was to refuse a date with Pharrell.

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