DOS & DON'TS

I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Who the fuck are these women? Who the fuck cares! And if the shots these photographers sell for a few dollars apiece to shitty websites with huge readerships never got taken, would anybody hear the cries of their children going hungry? Probably not. Comments/Enlarge | See all

		MELLOW From the 3rd Annual Photo Issue

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FROM THIS ISSUE

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IN THE MAGAZINE

NATURE

Top: By Jason Frank Rothenberg
Bottom: By Alain Levitt - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in wet napkins by Jason Dill.

By Dave Schubert - Found on the side of the road in Visilia, CA, summer 2002 (it could be smelled from a mile away). A local farmer told Dave this happens a lot during the summer—pregnant cows get so bloated with the heat that they expand and burst, simultaneously shooting out their baby and dying. Dave puked after he took this picture..