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So letting kids use their little nimbly fingers to make us cheap, cozy sneaks is out of the question, but it’s perfectly fine for them to use those same fingers to spin themselves around on the filthy sidewalk eight or nine times a day to make their older brother some beer money. That makes sense. Comments/Enlarge | See all



If you ever can’t get ahold of me, try calling Ross and Sandy’s. I sit at the kitchen table with Sandy and tell her my problems while Ross is getting a beer out of the fridge and saying, “You think too much, man. Just fucking relax. Do you want a beer?” Why hang out with anyone else? Comments/Enlarge | See all







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All those Orange County moms with their fake tits and orange tans are gross and everything (can you believe they call themselves MILFs?) but at least they’re women. What is it with Europeans where, outside of a few Italian aristocrats, they ALL turn into Boris Yeltsin? It’s like Al Queda took over and turned them all into human burqas so we won’t be tempted.
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LEFT: Lesley Arfin and Steve Cummings on prom night, June 11, 1997.
RIGHT: Lesley and Steve in the same spot exactly six years later.

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