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		DEAR DIARY Entry: 1991

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IN THE MAGAZINE

DEAR DIARY

Entry: June 11, 1997

LEFT: Lesley Arfin and Steve Cummings on prom night, June 11, 1997.
RIGHT: Lesley and Steve in the same spot exactly six years later.

Photo by Jordan Bennett.

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