There’s a point at which self-involvement gets so high it actually turns in on itself and makes you do things like tattoo a celtic cross necklace across your chest as a warning to others. Comments/Enlarge |
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Always check the footwear before approaching a crazy. Knowing the difference between two different colored Chucks and a pair of filth-encrusted boxing boots is the kind of thing that may one day save you from a 20-minute lecture on the color of horses’ souls.Comments/Enlarge |
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I know you think she didn’t get your message and you should probably call her again. Dude. She’s listening to your message right now and you calling on the other line is only going to remind her of that crazy ex-boyfriend who got dumped for acting exactly the same way. As we say in Canada, “Chill oot.”Comments/Enlarge |
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