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These two are Nicole and Mia from an German electrockabilly band called Electrocute. When they got together about a year ago, they knew that to stand out among the plastic-trousered-gender-bending dildo collectors in the Berlin electro scene they would have to raise the ‘woah’ factor a little. The result? They decided to always perform in the nude, while pouring milk over each other’s bodies and singing songs about having sex with their daddies etc etc etc etc bleaaughh...

VICE: So girls—looking good. Tell us something interesting.

Nicole: Hee hee hee. OK. Once I stole a cheque and erased the writing with nail polish remover and then filled it out to myself for $900. I cashed it at a bank with a fake ID. I still feel horrible about it but you know I was hangin’ out with a bad group of kids and they forced me to do it to buy drugs.

Mia: The worst thing I did was take a sleeping pill overdose at the age of 5. Creative crime was a big thing in my childhood. Y’know, the crazy glue, the prank calls are a good thing and sending old fish to the right people is just as good. The concept of ‘What would happen if” is a good life motivation y’know? Creative crime, y’know?

Do you feel that you are deliberately appealing to male masturbation fantasies by dressing like hookers and singing songs about getting in to bed with your daddy? S’a bit cheap don’t you think?

Nicole: Umm excuse me?

What?

I’ve worked as a stripper and a dominatrix and can you please tell me what doesn’t appeal to men’s masturbatory fantasies?

Mafia squirrels?

I had a fantasy/role-play client once ask me to pretend that we were in a McDonalds parking lot and I was trying to kidnap him from his mum while slapping her titties around.

Mia: Ja, sure we think about that. Me and my girls, the baddest sluts, dirty old whores and the filthy sex teens we all get our daddies on. Extra thought: you know almost every good rock and roll song has a sexual connotation. We repel the double standard, thank you.

What’s with the milk pouring? Doesn’t it smell?

Nicole: Milk doesn’t smell worse than sweat or beer and its actually nice for your hair and skin.

Mia: Ja. I’m kinda shameless, you know.

JESS ANYTHING
Elecrocute’s debut single “I Love My Daddy” is out in May through Emperor Norton Records.

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