BLACK-MARKET ARTISTS 10 Things You Didn't Know About the Underground Economy Where'd all the money go? We know it's still there somewhere, but where'd it go? Economists disagree as to exactly how much of our economy has gone underground, but they do agree on two major points: it is a fuck of a lot, and it's never been more. Back in the...READ MORE |
 BEATS AND RHYMES
 I already told you about the D.O.C.'s new album, Deuce. But since you don't listen, I'm gonna let him tell you a bit about it himself. If you ain't knowing, this cat played a huge role in the rise of gangsta rap, rolling with and writing for N.W.A., Eazy-E, Dr...READ MORE |
 YOU LIKE THAT? Jesse Fischler's Perverted Demons Get the Fuck Out Jesse is a painter and record store guy (go to Shrine on 9th Street) who works out all of his heavy issues about sex in joyous depictions of porn-caliber fucking. "I think about sex a lot and I have a girlfriend, so these are a good way to maintain a monogamou...READ MORE |
 DEAR DIARY Entry: October 1990 Dear Diary,
When Mike asked me out it was a joke-thank G-d! I think I'm getting a math tutor. Halloween was awesome. Me, Sheryl, and Amanda all wore skeleton earrings. Alexis frenched Ian. I've never really kept a straight diary like this. I hope when I d...READ MORE |
 OUT OF MY HEAD Tim Lokiec Escapes from New York Tim Lokiec is a wide-eyed young man from Cleveland. His art is equally inspired by "third and fourth plateau consciousnesses, animals, tree houses, kidnapping, intercepted messages via plateau sigma, neon trash, and T. Rex." In other words, he is high....READ MORE |
 ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE
 If life is kicking you square in the cojones, and you need to chill the fuck out, Electric Indy has some advice: drop Radio Amor (Mille Plateaux), the latest effort by ambient wunderkind Tim Hecker, into your sound system. Then sit back and ride the snake, cuz...READ MORE |
 DOWN DOWN TO HELL And Say Matt Leines Sent Thee Thither Matt Leines' paintings look like mythic hieroglyphs from some culture that anthropologists haven't yet unearthed, maybe some place that sunk into the ocean when Pangaea broke apart....READ MORE |
 FANTASY FOR FLESH Gelatin Mix Orgies and Intellect Gelatin are what it would be like if the Beatles enjoyed playing with their own shit and made art instead of music. They have made a human elevator, where a chain of muscle dudes hand you to each other up the inside of a 30-foot structure; they have vacuum-sea...READ MORE |
 MY AMERICA
 Recently I was lucky enough to have dinner at a really good, really expensive four-star restaurant in New York City. It was at the base of the Trump Tower just off Central Park. I still feel a little guilty, in a white-liberal way. I'll tell you a little bit a...READ MORE |
 BAD ASS TRIP Bill Saylor Makes the Brown Acid Taste Like Chocolate Bill Saylor says he is inspired by: "organic systems, Viennese action drawing, collective graffiti, and sci-fi." We would like to add the following to that list: Grateful Dead graphics, paint dripping in the rain, and biker iconography....READ MORE |
 FUCK THE USA Jo Jackson Notices the Negative San Francisco artist Jo Jackson makes super-super-flat paintings using her favorite material, Holbein acrylic gouache. "I like it because it's disaster-prone, and also they make the most beautiful colors," she says.
Nothing looks accidental or out of ...READ MORE |
 TIDBITS A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Art Issue 1 CONFEDERATE DOORAG
A doorag with the fucking Confederate flag on it? How much thought went into this, a tenth of a second? Rebel, bad boy, tough guy, thug------throw them in the blender, and bang, you're done. One problem, Florida store (that's where I ...READ MORE |
 SKETCHING THE YASHICA Pia Dehne Hates Her Roommate During the snapshot-photography gold rush, everybody suddenly thought they could take a good picture if they just had a Yashica and some fucked-up buddies.
Then someone comes along who uses actual good snapshots (taken by both herself and her friends)...READ MORE |
 FANCY DANCER And Other Horse Names by Josh Smith Knoxville, Tennessee, native Josh Smith works out of a studio in Harlem, just a few blocks from the northeast corner of Central Park, where he sometimes fishes in the spring and summer....READ MORE |
 UNICORNS AREN’T REAL Devin Flynn Has Lost The Plot Devin Flynn made an animated video for the Lightning Bolt song "13 Monsters" that is so retardedly hilarious and scary that it is almost a blessing that most of the world will never see it. (It's only available on the Bolt tour DVD that came out last year.) "B...READ MORE |
 UNICORNS ARE DEAD Murder, Metal and Magnificence by Banks Violette Banks Violette is the only artist who is still doing interesting things inspired by death metal. All others who try to mine Burzum albums for ideas: Please stop now. Including you, Matthew Barney....READ MORE |
 RAPIST SQUIRRELS And Other Forest Fables by Judi Rosen Judi Rosen makes her art in a little workshop in the back of her cluttered clothing store on East 9th Street. She's been taking taxidermy classes for a while now, and look how fucking good she is already....READ MORE |
 COMME LES COCHONS The Richest People in France Are Broke You may know France as simply the most peace-loving, idealistic, freedom-promoting, anti-war-blah-de-blah nation in the world, but this foul-smelling pays (that now goes by the name "Freedom") is also home to one of the most retarded forms of self-expression e...READ MORE |
 CRAZY LIKE A FOX The Fucked-Up World of Lil' Kim Back in 1995, Kim was a little girl dressed all in black, surrounded by a bunch of goons in a Junior M.A.F.I.A. ad. She did what Biggie Smalls told her to do and all we knew was that she was a cute little girl in a dress that reminded us of Betty Boop. Then Bi...READ MORE |
 THE VICE GUIDE TO BEING TOTALLY CRUSHED OUT!
 Being "crushed out" is not the ethereal world of magic not-knowingness that people often think it is. In actual fact, the "crush" is a well-researched science that goes back tens and tens of years. For example, when you are attracted to someone, you send out a...READ MORE |
 GUITARS AREN’T BORING And Dead Meadow Are Not A Fad I think I was just nearly finished complaining to a friend about the obnoxious, "driving" rock sound of the most recent post-post-postpunk when I got the Dead Meadow album Shivering King and Others. I put it on, the first grimy and psychedelic chords puffed ou...READ MORE |
 DO THE HUSTLE American Boys from 1975 to 2003 Hey, fellas. How much would you charge a 52-year-old Tribeca math tutor with furry knuckles and a comb-over to flicker-lick your sac and moan softly into your butt-hole for, say, an hour? What's that? $225? How about for a CitiCorp account exec to treat you to...READ MORE |
 OUT OF MY HAIR Catharyne Ward's Unscaleable Tresses London punk rocker Catharyne Ward has collected and bagged her own hair trimmings since she was 14. In between listening to Sex Pistols records and gobbing on old ladies, she'd enthusiastically cut, scythe and dye her friends' hair on Saturday mornings for bee...READ MORE |
 SPACE TRAVELLING SKULLS The Blood Spattered Whimsy of Kensei Yabuno Japanese painter & designer Kensei Yabuno paints like a little Hieronymus Bosch in short trousers who isn't afraid of God.
I've never actually met the little fella, but my mental image of him is in some tiny Tokyo home studio that's crammed to the cei...READ MORE |
 HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF Warrior Queen Wants Your Wallet You may have heard this story before. It's the one about the country girl who moves to the city and somehow manages to retain her innocence in the face of overwhelming corruption. Only, the story of how Jamaican Dancehall DJ, Warrior Queen, rose up is Little R...READ MORE |
 MUSIC FOR GIRLS But Luciano Isn't Gay Do you remember that perfect moment on holiday, when you lay on the deserted beach with your lover, both nicely high, and you watched the sun slowly rise, its golden orange glow dappling the sea? You remember thinking, after a while, "This is beautiful and eve...READ MORE |
 CHEMICAL WARFARE Getting High In Hospital Is Getting Harder The use of Class A street drugs by people on National Health Service property is so completely out of control we only had to spend ten minutes in one of London's biggest hospitals to picture this guy smoking crack in an ironing room down the hall from a childr...READ MORE |
 YIKES Glass Candy And The Shattered Theatre Are Fucking Weird One of the worst things about the shitty new garage rock scene is how happy-go-lucky and howdy doody the bands always are.
I'll PUKE if I see another bunch of retro-blues-rocking cocks from America called something like The Detroit Von Bondie Brothers...READ MORE |
 YIKES The Kooky Gals From Electrocute Have Sex With Daddy These two are Nicole and Mia from an German electrockabilly band called Electrocute. When they got together about a year ago, they knew that to stand out among the plastic-trousered-gender-bending dildo collectors in the Berlin electro scene they would have to...READ MORE |
 LAST STOP MELBOURNE TOWN The Excessive Habits of Alex Viviano You know how occasionally someone comes along, shakes shit up and makes you realise what it is like to be living after the fall of communism? Alex Viviano is that kind of person. Artist, song writer and selector, he is creating pretty messes across Melbourne t...READ MORE |
 THE VICE GUIDE TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
 I had my shi tzu put down today. He wasn't vicious. He wasn't sick. He wasn't even old. I've just always wanted to witness an execution and, in the absence of capital punishment (let alone public executions) in this fine country of ours, poor Beggy seemed like...READ MORE |
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