HOME ARTICLES DOs & DON'Ts NEWS MUSIC FASHION REVIEWS ARCHIVES ACCOUNT

< PREVIOUS




Ever notice how, when a totally-out-of-her-mind person is kind of hot there will always be a guy willing to ignore the clown makeup, kids’ clothes, and the time John Lennon’s face passed through the back of her soul? Comments/Enlarge | See all



If you like to wear grunge pajamas but you can’t get laid in New York, move to Nebraska and hang out at art galleries, where the one pretty girl in town will be forced to talk to you.
Comments/Enlarge | See all







CHATTING SHIT
Lady Sovereign Is Barely Legal
RIKKI KASSO
From the Annual Vice Photo Issue
RIDDLES
A Special Section Edited by Tim Barber
VICE MAIL
Palahniuk Paroxysm, Blood on the Lamppost...






JUVENILE HELL
Feeling Bad About the Past? Invent a Litt...
& STONED
Fursaxa Inhales the Bad and Exhales the G...
BLISSED OUT
Devendra Banhart and Entrance Take the Ed...
THE MERITS OF WAR
Two Intellectuals and a Drunk Give the Fi...



SUBURBAN DWIGHT
MY WAY
DJ Hell Hasn't Slowed Down (But He Wants ...
RAVE ON STEROIDS
Hardcore Techno That Kills Your Bowels
MAXIMUM HOMO-CAUST
Zeigenbock Kopf Go Crazy For Cock
THE NEW ELECTRO BARBARIANS
Silures Eat Human Flesh Off the Dance Flo...

See all articles by this contributor


So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?
PS: You look like a German lesbian.Comments/Enlarge | See all




RAVE ON STEROIDS

Hardcore Techno That Kills Your Bowels


Photo by Russell Haswell.



When I was 14 the most fun I ever had was in a car park in Stoke. It was 1991 and hardcore rave fever gripped the nation. Whenever we could, my friends and I would travel to parties—indoors, outdoors; we didn’t care—and proceed to get ripped on poppers and Ecstasy with hundreds of others while soundsystems pumped out Altern-8 and Shut Up And Dance. Even the Prodigy made sense when you had a stick of Vicks rammed up each nostril.

On this occasion, Altern-8 pulled into the car park in a lorry, flung open the back doors and performed a blistering PA. People who’d been waiting an hour in the cold went Radio Rental mental. There’s a legendary recording of that show which has commentary by an awestruck spectator. The best bit is when he goes, “My god, now they’re dancing on the cars! They’re out of control! This is madness! Somebody do something!” We legged it before the police arrived. Then the Criminal Justice Bill came into force and killed the dream.

Mainland Europe missed out on the illicit thrills of acid house. The authorities weren’t that bothered and the parties were better organised. A decade on, however, and a new generation of DJs and producers in middle Europe are bored of going to perfect all-night raves and taking amazing drugs with beautiful French girls. They crave danger and excitement and often wonder what it would be like to snort a line of dodgy beige powder and lose control of their bowels in a muddy field. In short, they want old skool hardcore, back-in-the-day UK style.

Now, thanks to shady Swiss label B Rave, they’ve got the tunes. B Rave allows anonymous big-name techno producers (like, probably, The Hacker) to release brutal dark acid doom anthems with Hoover basslines and almighty breakdowns. With tracks named “Law Unto Myself”, “Rave On Steroids” and “You Know The Fuckin Score” by blokes calling themselves Asylum Seekers, M25 and Max Hardcore, this is fake nostalgia at its misty-eyed finest. These records capture the simple lunatic essence of early-90s rave but sound so much fiercer.

VICE contacted B Rave for more information but they replied: “Get lost. We don’t want scum like you sniffing around. Just get on the dancefloor.”

SUBURBAN DWIGHT
check it out at www.mentalgroove.ch/brave

SEE ALL ARTICLES BY THIS CONTRIBUTOR

COMMENTS


< PREVIOUS









ABOUT US | SUBSCRIPTIONS | FIND VICE | MEDIA KIT

AUSTRALIA | AUSTRIA | BELGIUM: FRANÇAIS/NEDERLANDS | CANADA: ENGLISH/FRANÇAIS | DEUTSCHLAND
ESPAÑA | FRANCE | ITALY | 日本語 | MEXICO | NETHERLANDS | NEW ZEALAND | SCANDINAVIA | SCHWEIZ | UK | US

© 2000-2008, Vice Magazine North America | E-mail: vice@viceland.com | Privacy Statement | Site Development: Solid Sender