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Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge | See all

These tourist pigs were on some giant Explore America tour and they were getting on our nerves. Not only do they have to have the same jackets and ponytails, but they fucking pack their backpacks exactly the same way. What else is in there, some anoraks and spare jelly sandwiches and some mittens and binoculars? What can be more depressing than two gross Italians prepared for everything? They make life look like a perpetual first day of school.
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Todd Forrest says: "This looks like a maple tree. Maple wood is
what they use for bowling alleys." Photo by Roe Ethridge

Todd Forrest says: "These are palms and a cypress."
Photo by Kevin Trageser

Todd Forrest says: "This is Casuarina equisetifolia, the Australian pine, which is not really
a pine and is one of the nastiest invasives out there. It hurts your feet when you walk on the beach."
Photo by Isabel Asha Penzlien

Todd Forrest says: "These are just run-of-the-mill woods somewhere up north. Most
likely oaks, maples, hickories…that sort of thing." Photo by Michael Vahrenwald

Todd Forrest says: "Here is the Norfolk Island pine, houseplant extraordinaire."
Photo by Todd Seelie

Todd Forrest says: "The birch tree. Best for canoes and beer."
Photo by Glynnis McDaris

Todd Forrest says: "I'd guess this is an oak savannah somewhere in California.
It's pretty. Probably the site of a future housing development."
Photo by Jason Frank Rothenberg

Todd Forrest says: "These are coconut palms. The fruits float
across oceans and the seeds germinate on faraway beaches."
Photo by Jeremiah Clancy

Todd Forrest says: "Who knows for sure? Possibly the bark
of a flowering dogwood, a beautiful tree that's dying everywhere."
Photo by Peter Sutherland

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