I am my biggest inspiration. I strive to be like me. Truly, being me makes my life worth living. If I wake up feeling blue, all I have to do is look in the mirror, and theres me! Theres my hair, my eyes
look, theres my whole freaking face! Its me. Im me.
It is truly inspirational to be inside of my mind, with all my thoughts and ideas. In fact, Ive been having ideas since I was a kid. Ask anyone who knows me. Ask me. When Im trying to push that boulder up that hill (metaphorically) and its getting too tough, I just think to myself, What would Amy Kellner do in this situation? (WWAKD?) Shed get the fucking job done! Its so nice to have me there to help me. With all my life experience, my selfless desire to help myself, and my willingness to drop everything for me, I am a rock (for me).
Sometimes I like to reward myself with presents, to let me know how much I mean to me. Im very generous in that regard. (I particularly like Whitmans Samplers and Bioré pore strips, FYI.)
Youd think people would be jealous of me for all my exceptional qualities. But they arent. That would be sort of like hating the trees for being green or the sky for being so high.
I dont know, my friends say I shouldnt be afraid of being as awesome as I am, but one of my strongest traits has always been my humble humility.
What is a hero? I dont know. I mean, what is a rainbow? Its something we may never know. I only know one thing for sure, and that is: I am my hero.
AMY KELLNER