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This is the kind of DON’T where guys go, “I’m not really feeling that for some reason,” and girls go, “IS SHE OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND?”
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Guns are badass (they kill people), but that doesn’t mean you can throw on any old pearl-handled six-shooters some Chinese sweatshop copied from a picture of the OK Corral. You look like you fell asleep on Annie Oakley’s floor.
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There’s something about bona fide eccentrics that the Cobrasnakes of the world just can’t duplicate. Start-and-stop sideburns and dutch Grandma sock boots go way beyond “kooky” and land somewhere in “burnt his dick once because it lied to him.” [Click for video] Comments/Enlarge | See all

CELEBRITY LETTERS

Okay, now on to a whole new and exciting part of this very special letters page.

You see, since VICE is all famous now and we hobnob with the stars and everything, we called on our most popular peers and our most popular peers’ peers and said to them, “Dude, can you write us an optimistic and honest letter about what makes you happy? You don’t have to deny any political truths or be blissfully ignorant or anything stupid. Just give us some hope.”

Here’s what they go, they’re like…

MARIAH CAREY
CHARLES MANSON
GEORGE PLIMPTON
JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL
JAY-Z
SIZZLA
TOM METZGER
JOJO
CHARLIE ROSE
BARBARA EHRENREICH
MIKE WALLACE
EILEEN MYLES
SPIKE JONZE
ANDREW W.K.

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