 SPRAY NUTS OFF
Male feminists swear by this stuff. Just give your crotch a quick dose, put on your Free Mumia shirt, your African pill hat, and some little badge that says “war =bad,” and you’re ready for the vigil. Comment |
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 STUFFED AIDS
There’s these guys that magnify their favourite microbes about one million times and then make stuffed animals out of them. They’re called Giantmicrobes and they make bad breath, the common cold, hepatitis, and, of course, HIV. Only they didn’t want to be accused of trivialising AIDS, so they gave the HIV microbe a red ribbon, which means that HIV feels terrible about itself and wishes it could be eradicated. How goth is that?
Go to giantmicrobes.com. Syphilis is the cutest.
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