 AMINOVITAL
On those days where you’re pretty hungover but not stay-in-bed-moaning hungover you need to get outside and get some sun. I know it’s hard to walk and you don’t feel human but one of these super-expensive triathlon drinks can really get you back on the right track. All that electrolyte- replenishing shit may only work because it’s psychosomatic but who cares? It works. Comment |
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 DON’T BLOW YOUR LOAD
I don’t know if you’ve ever had a “See How Long You Can Go Without Masturbating” competition, but one of the rules is, you’re allowed to beat it (or rub it) as long as you don’t cum. The game was getting real popular until some workingclass people invented a board-game version of it that the whole family can enjoy and everyone went “Ew.” Comment |
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