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CONTINENTAL (America)
They had pretty good knives, but Continental’s spoons were so perfectly shaped they were much more dangerous. The things were like steel baseball bats with giant round plates at the end, and if a terrorist wanted to take over the plane he could just bumrush the cockpit and be like, “gong,” to one guy and then, “gong,” to the other guy, and they’d both be like, “zzzzzz,” and then he could go, “nnnnnrrr,” until the whole shit went, “pkkkkksshhhhhrashboom!” |
