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The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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CABBAGE-AND-CONDOM FLAVOURED CHIPS
Sure, when your friends are acting all cool and saying shit like, “Salt and vinegar kicks ass,” you’re going to go, “Yeah.” But wouldn’t you rather be chewing on some used condom you found near a tree or a boiled cabbage you pulled out of the rubbish? How about if both were combined and barbeque-flavoured? Yeah, we thought so.



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