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JAPANESE EYE DROPS Japanese people have smelly eyes. It’s all the fish in their diet. That is why their eyedrops are mentholated. Thing is, when we take the same eyedrops (which fucking kill by the way) we get this caffeine rush that makes going out and getting wasted less of a chore. Oh yeah, and in the morning, when you’re hungover, have a few more drops and you’re good as new. It’s like coke without the paranoia and the migraines. |