NEWSLETTER


DOS & DON'TS

Man. How embarrassing are white people? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch? Comments/Enlarge | See all






RELATED ARTICLES

SKATE OR DESTROY
Violent Ramp Get Violent on Ramps
A COP'S LIFE: OVER AND OUT
This is it. The end of the road. The reti...
EAT SHIT
And Live to Tell
LITTLE ENGLAND IN SRI LANKA -
Photos by Martin Parr Words by Susie Par...

ARTICLES BY W.C. FIELDSIKOV

RUSSIAN COCKTAILS

What Can't They Drink?

"In America, you drink vodka. But in Soviet Russia... vodka drinks you."
-Yakov Smirnoff, comic genius
Russians as a species are disappearing from this planet faster than Chilean sea bass. With a mortality rate comparable only to that of African countries ...