Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand.Comments/Enlarge |
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I don’t care if it’s a reconnaissance mission on that old guy’s dog pen across the crik or just foraging the couch cushions for spent Oreos, whatever this afternoon’s adventure is, I’m in.Comments/Enlarge |
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Yesterday there was a pretty girl sitting with her girlfriends in front of my wife and me at a movie and most of the time all I could see of her was her hair. When you were sitting behind girls in classrooms in grade school, their hair could drive you crazy. It wasn't even actually alive, but it had more personality than most people because of the strange way it was involved with the girl it belonged to. ...
