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FEUDAL DELUSIONS

Missile-Making Samurai Hideyoshi Hashiba is Ready for War

This past spring North Korea test-fired yet another Taepodong missile over Japan. It was the third such launch in just over a decade. The Taepodong is the Thor’s hammer of three-stage ballistic death devices, and the Japanese citizenry is rightly afraid of getting pounded. At the top of the list of freaked-out Nipponese is a man named Hideyoshi Hashiba who’s so spooked he’s fabricated his own tank and a private battery of missiles to defend his great nation...