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Remember when Little Girl Lost came out and everyone was shocked that Drew Barrymore did coke when she was 12? That shit is small potatoes as far as busted childhoods go. Right after the fall of the Soviet Union, Kevin Failure's parents moved from Wisconsin to Siberia (Siberia!), where 12-year-old Kevin ran away to spend a year hanging out with Russian junkies and ODing on pills before returning to Green Bay to front a number...