ARTICLES BY JON BENJAMIN
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 A CONVERSATION WITH THE PORN RANGERS
A few months ago, I put my son to bed and headed to the den to look at some pornography on the internet. I put my headphones on and began to watch a hirsute man, probably early 40s, receive oral sex from a thin-lipped woman of commensurate age. The byline in block letters read, "BJ From the Wife." She thrust her head back and forth rapidly, then shifted tempo to slow and smooth. On the slow parts, she usually brought her hand up and held the base of his dick as she slid her tongue up and down. Her tongue looked taut, not relaxed, which bothered...
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  OUT OF MY LIPS
Stop Three-Way Kissing MeIs it safe to say that the three-way kiss is officially the most annoying new phenomenon of the new millennium? Yes, it is.
I just watched the insipid movie Laurel Canyon, featuring another groundbreaking three-way kiss between Frances McDormand, a guy, and another girl. It took place in a pool, where most of them take place. ...
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 FRIENDLY SKIES
The Amazing Amazingness of In-Flight MagsI'm a culture junkie and I need a variety of RESOURCES at my disposal at all times. If I somehow forget to buy my Cigar Aficionado at the airport, I'm on a six-hour flight with nothing but my head up my ass. I can't afford a culture blackout like that. That's where the in-flight mag comes in--it fil...
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