ARTICLES BY JASON CROMBIE
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 SABERSEGGING
When history looks back at our quaint little era, it will focus on two things, the two most outstanding technological achievements of mankind: Segways and lightsabers. Segways are the chariots of the modern age, and lightsabers are the sabers of the modern age. Why hasn't anyone thought to combine them? Well, we have. We have thought to combine them into a genius new sport called Sabersegging that we here at Vice magazine have invented. Copyright...
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  NOSH YOURSELF TO NIRVANA
If you don’t eat, you don’t shit, and if you don’t shit, you die. And if you die who knows what’ll happen? Some say you’ll come back again but in a different incarnation, like the form of a fish or a chicken. Others think that when you die you just die, lights out, the end. Then there’s this other group of people who believe you go to a place called “heaven” and spend eternity just being happy...
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 BROOKLYN WATERING HOLES
Myself and esteemed lensman Sterling Caraway were given the task of reviewing Brooklyn’s watering holes. We decided it would be impossible to review them all, so we made a list of our absolute favorites and set off on bicycles to have a drink at each one....
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 SAN FRANCISCO IS ALL IN A GAY’S WORK
Hey man, I ain’t no fruitcake! Sure, I own seasons 1 and 2 of Noah’s Arc on DVD, but so what? Lots of straight dudes do. It’s a really good show! Did you see the episode where Wade went on a date with T-Money? Or was it Chance who went on the date with Trey? See? If I were g...
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