ARTICLES BY HAMILTON MORRIS
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 DATE-RAPE ME, MY FRIEND
This is a touchy subject, I know. Largely because everybody seems to think that at some point they have been given an adulterated drug. Everyone who has done enough LSD will tell you they have dropped a blotter with strychnine, everyone who has smoked a little weed will claim to have once smoked PCP, and everyone who has been to a rave has been slipped a roofie. Now, I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, it does...
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  NEW FRONTIERS OF SOBRIETY
Being Anti-High Feels Anti-GoodNewton’s third law of motion states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. In particle physics we learn that for all matter there can be antimatter of opposite charge. But what about drugs? Is there an anti-weed, an anti-heroin, or an anti-beer? Pharmacologically speaking, the answer is yes. Scientists can identify regions of the brain stimulated by a given drug and then create an anti-drug with the...
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  HAMILTON'S PHARMACOPEIA
A Monthly Column by Hamilton MorrisIt may seem like exploding meth labs are a recent phenomenon, but the exploding drug-manufacturing facility predates modern science. Chinese alchemists discovered gunpowder while searching for the elixir of immortality. Moonshine explosions...
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  THE SAPO DIARIES
In the Amazon rain forest, there lives a very special frog called the Phyllomedusa bicolor, otherwise known as the Sapo. Traditionally, the Mayoruna tribe uses this frog’s gooey secretions to gain superpowers that transform them into killer hunting machines. First they tie the frog up and scar...
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  HAMILTON'S PHARMACOPEIA
A Monthly Column by Hamilton MorrisSYNTHETIC OPIOIDS: THE MOST ADDICTIVE DRUGS IN THE WORLD
I have never been that into opiates. Sure, the drug train has made a brief stop at heroin junction, but it's honestly not my thing. It's not like I hate the effectI like swimming through a sea of warm blankets fresh fr...
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  HAMILTON’S PHARMACOPEIA
A New Monthly Column by Hamilton MorrisSPICE GOLD IS WEED BUT NOT (BUT KINDA IS)
There used to be countless websites selling Spice Gold, but that’s changing fast. Now when I visit Spiceworld420.com, I’m greeted by sizzling metal guitar riffs...
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  A NICE, THICK, UNCUT 12-INCH SHROOM
The Penis Mushroom Blows Us AwayThere is a mythical shroom that is unlike any other shroom. For, you see, this mushroom looks like a penisnot just a little bit like a penis, as many mushrooms do, but exactly like a penis. Perhaps you've heard of it? And although mushrooms usually spring forth from the earth as if from the to...
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  THE MAGIC JEWS
From Manischewitz to MescalineWhen I first walked into the apartment on Ridge Street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, I didn't see much because the lights were off. It was a long empty room with couches lining the walls. Empty cans and bottles everywhere. At four in the morning all that was left were the remnants of a party....
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