ARTICLES BY ELLIS JONES
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 STREET POLL
AGNES
Vice: True or false: Jim Carrey is the pinnacle of modern humor.
Agnes: No. He’s not funny. He’s just ridiculous. I don’t like him...
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  HOCK TALK
Pawnshops Make the World Go RoundIf the worldwide financial crisis is a 195-car pileup caused by a bunch of manicured dicks in bespoke suits driving around drunk while rifling through a dossier of cooked-up financial portfolios, then pawnshops are the hospitals where the innocent survivors come to heal. Vice checked in with pawnbrokers (and a few customers) across the globe to find out the stories behind why people are being forced to peddle Auntie...
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 BROOKLYN BUTCHERS
Maybe you’ve noticed that everybody is really into eating pig flesh again. Lamb, too. Also duck, elk, quail, and even bunny. This stuff is all over new menus in Brooklyn right now. In general it seems the anemic felchers behind the veggie and raw-food movements are getting their titties stomped once...
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 MASTODON
Mastodon is a heavy-metal band from Atlanta. They live at El Myr, wrote a song called "Mother Puncher," and think upside-down rainbows are totally underrated. So we sat down with bandmates Brent Hinds and Brann Dailor as they geared up to headline Atlanta's very own Scion Rock Fest...
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 HOW TO SHOOT FIRE OUT OF YOUR CROTCH
If You Have a VaginaWhen I was 21, I went on tour with a circus. At a stop in Minneapolis, I met a girl named Gwenevere. She pulled me aside, shoved a canister of butane up her pussy, and lit it on fire. My mind was blown.
Five months later, I returned to Atlanta with my new skill in tow. I moved...
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