ARTICLES BY CONOR CREIGHTON
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 SURROGATE COCKS, INC.
It happens to a lot of men. You meet a beautiful girl, and for some reason you can’t divine, she’s attracted to you. You get to know her, take turns putting your mouths in unspeakably awkward places, establish sides of the bed. Then one day, like a dead fish to the head, it hits you—your girl has an object of affection that’s dearer to her heart than you...
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  PRAWNS AHOY!
A Week on an Irish Fishing Trawler, With an Egyptian Crew, During Ramadan (and the Skipper Is Crazy)It's important that the last woman you see before you board a fishing trawler is reasonably hot. She doesn't need to be knock-you-down gorgeous-she just needs to look...
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 LEPERS, MESSIAHS*
Can You Believe This Disease Still Exists?*Now, we used the word "leper" here because we wanted to reference an old Metallica song. But you should know that people with leprosy consider that word really offensive. It carries a stigma that they've been trying to beat for years, and it's outdated and ignorant. So next time you meet someone wi...
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