After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other.Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s Britzkrieg Bob! If those schoolgirls would just mug him for that fanny pack he’d be a picture-perfect aging J-Glam-Punk. Comments/Enlarge |
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Indians are not known for their healthy diets. Their history is still in their genes and their genes are very worried about being hungry. You see, it used to be that you'd get a buffalo and gorge on it for a week or so and then... nothing. You didn't know if there'd ever be a buffalo ever again so when you ate you ate yourself almost to death and you made your body promise to digest it as slowly as humanly possible....
