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DOS & DON'TS

When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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ARTICLES BY AIDAN MOFFAT

TAXI DRIVERS ARE WANKERS

This is a story by Aidan Moffat, the big lovable Scottish perv formerly of Arab Strap. He has a new album coming out of spoken-word pieces where he whispers filthy, sometimes funny stories of love in your ear over moody background music. If you listen to it on the subway you will blush and lower the volume to make sure no one can hear him saying "tets" and "fanny" through your headphones. Why does everything always sound a zillion times dirtier in a Scottish accent? Anyway, this is one of the bonus stories only available on the bonus EP that ...