NEWSLETTER



DOS & DON'TS

So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all






RELATED ARTICLES

VICE FASHION - 5 PHOTOGRAPHERS, ...
Photos by Emma Arvida, Maciek Pozoga, Har...
VICE FASHION - THE BITTER TEARS ...
Photos by Stacey Mark
Styling by Jac...
RECORDS
Music Reviews - The Noxious Issue
RACIST FRIEND
Don't Worry, He's Only Joking





ARTICLES BY TOM O


SHOVE THE DOVE

Getting Over the News

You know that Pink Floyd song that goes, "The memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime"? I sort of feel that way thinking back on my life. I've had electroshock treatment and been diagnosed depressed, bipolar, and schizoaffective. I have sort of a delusional system of identity. If I'm in a group of people, I'll think things are going on that aren't, like I can sense unspoken communications between the other people in the room....