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When Seth doesn’t pull off his aggressive BMX tricks correctly, his crew boss makes him eat a whole jar of peanut butter with his hands. It’s called doing a Puck. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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THE ITALIAN JOB
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JEDI KINIGHT II: JEDI OUTCAST
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LUIGI'S MANSION
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SILENT HILL 2
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GRAND THEFT AUTO 3
The 3-D sequel to Grand Theft Auto is blowing my ass off like a bazooka. Here’s the plot.
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GRAN TURISMO 3: A-SPEC
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