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The Pepsi hat takes him past Baby Balls and into Baby Baller.
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ARTICLES BY STEPHEN LEA SHEPPARD


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FORZA MOTORSPORT 3
Forza Motorsport 3 really is quite good, in a lot of clever ways. Once again I am reminded that I like a good racing game, even though I hardly ever play them. You’d think, given...

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THE KING OF FIGHTERS XII
My problem with The King of Fighters XII is I can’t think of a reason to play it.
We are in the middle of a 2-D fighter renaissance. Street Fighter IV and...

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SONIC & KNUCKLES
Remember I said Nintendo is winning the console war? Well, they are, but not for lack of effort on Sega’s part. Sonic & Knuckles is the latest Sonic game, following...

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DAWN OF DISCOVERY
Most people are familiar with SimCity, and anyone who’s been playing PC games for a few years is bound to have heard of Sid Meyer’s Civilization. Dawn of Discovery...

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INFAMOUS VS. PROTOTYPE
Infamous and Prototype are an interesting pair. Released near-simultaneously, both are sandbox games set in wrecked cities (like Spider-Man: Web of Shadows before them)...

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BATTLEFORGE
This game leaves me suspicious.
BattleForge is a real-time strategy game that uses a collectible-card-game...

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NINJA BLADE
Ninja Blade is fun.
The obvious point of comparison is Ninja Gaiden II. By almost every...

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SHOOTER SEQUEL SHOOT-OUT: F.E.A.R. 2 VS. KILLZONE 2
A short time ago, I noticed something odd: Many reviews of F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin seemed to boil down to “It’s a great shooter but not much more,” while many reviews of Killzone 2 said, “It̵...

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TOM CLANCY’S H.A.W.X.
On the one hand, Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. is fun, and it scratches a gaming itches I don’t get the opportunity to scratch that often anymore. On the other hand...

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HALO WARS
OK, first thing you should know: I’ve got an Xbox 360 demo unit. I use it to play pre-release review copies of certain games, such as this one (also Dead Space, Ninja...

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SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 4
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 may be the last important PlayStation 2 release in the United States. It might not. I would have said the same thing about its immediate...

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MIRROR’S EDGE
Mirror’s Edge is an innovative but controversial title that heavily divides players. I liked it, but it’s not for everyone...

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STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED
So. For those unaware. The Force Unleashed is the latest Star Wars game by LucasArts, in which you play (mostly) Darth Vader’s secret apprentice, Starkiller, during...

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DEAD SPACE
Dead Space is a third-person over-the-shoulder shooter set on the planet-cracking mining starship Ishimura, full of monsters made from the fused and repurposed dead...

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WILL WRIGHT, INVENTOR OF SIMCITY, THE SIMS, AND NOW SPORE
Not only is Will Wright one of the most prominent game designers out there, but he's also been prominent for a length of time seldom found in the game industry...

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METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
This is an occasionally impressive and often ridiculous 12-hour movie with some often satisfying and occasionally clumsy gameplay thrown in...

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NINJA GAIDEN II
I have concerns about Ninja Gaiden II, but my overall impression is positive. The concerns stem from comparing it to its predecessor. Ninja Gaiden was one of...

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IKARUGA
The most legendary of shmup games amongst people who don’t self-identify as shmup fans, Ikaruga is now on Xbox Live Arcade in 2008 after seeing release on the...

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By Stephen Lea Sheppard

LOST ODYSSEY
Goddamnit, when I first started playing Lost Odyssey I was all fired up to write a review about how Hironobu Sakaguchi has lost his touch, but then, before the first...