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Sid Vicious was a woman's blouse. You know him as a punk legend who couldn't play bass and used to cut himself on stage and got hooked on junk and stabbed his girlfriend and then OD'd a few months later on some dope his mom bought him. But let's face it: The guy was a submoronic fashion plate who died of pussy-whippedness. Country kills punk. Check it out....

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I LOVE MONDAYS!

Garfield Creator Sets the Record Straight

"On Monday I wished it was Tuesday night/So I could wish for the weekend to come."
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"Wishing the Days Away"

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IN THE GHETTO

Blelvis Has Slept In Front of the Building

The gritty sidewalks of Washington, DC are no place for a celebrity, yet Blelvis, the 34 year-old Elvis expert, calls them both home and stage. If you haven't heard of him then you've never been to DC. Without the advantages and trappings of a backing band or publicity machine, Blelvis' uncanny abil...