ARTICLES BY QUENTIN GONZABLE
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 BOOMERS WE LIKE
Seven Exceptions That Make the RuleThe boomers we like are doers, not talkers. They get up off the couch, turn off the Marvin Gaye CD, get in their Saab, and go do stuff no matter how unpopular it makes them.
Look at Bill Cosby. This giant-balled man sees a nation of black kids excited...
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  GAYS OR GIRLS?
Slobbing the Knob for ScienceMen have simple sexual needs. They want to cum. That's about it. They might sometimes cum in ways that they think are inventive, like on your face or your tits, but it all comes down to the same end: a squirt of some white ropy stuff followed by a brief Xanax-y stupor. After about 20,000 orgasms, most men start to wonder, "Is that all there is to this cumming thing?" They get bored with orgasms....
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 DESIGN 101
Killing Roaches SimplifiedFuck all the bells and whistles of modern design. I don't need a gigantic chopping machine with four speeds and serrated edges to cut up my dinner-I'll just use a knife, thanks. Worked for Neanderthal man, should be right for me. I mean, they haven't changed the design of edible flesh anytime recent...
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