ARTICLES BY QUINN MORRISON
|
 WE COULD BE THE NEW WIND!
One Small Girl Covers the Internet in FartsRecently, while innocently perusing YouTube and-swear to God-not looking for anything raunchy, I came across this amazing girl who posts tons of videos of herself farting and subsequently cracking herself up. That's it, just farts 'n' laughs from a...
|
|
|
  NO MORE WAR
The God Helmet Proves He's Not Worth Fighting ForA brilliant neuroscientist in Canada has invented a helmet that delivers the divine bliss of religious epiphany using not God, but magnets that stimulate the frontal lobe of your brain. No kidding, test subjects have reported everything from LSD-like color plays all the way up to incredibly real vis...
|
|
|
 OFF THE PIG
The Never Ending Brutality of PanthersPanthers is one of the fucking hardest bands in Brooklyn right now. They sound like James Brown, MC5, and Nation of Ulysses gave birth to a squealing little baby with guitars for arms. Their shows are like a chaotic and danger-charged sociology lecture. A couple of them are also in the hardcore band...
|
|
|
 OFF THE PIG
The Never Ending Brutality of JapantherJapanther is one of the hardest fucking bands in Brooklyn right now. They sound like Iron Maiden, Throbbing Gristle, and Lightning Bolt gave birth to a squealing little baby with flaming guitars for arms. Their shows are chaotic and danger-charged lovefests, and they are frighteningly dedicated to k...
|
|
|
 INDUSTRIAL BIG BEAT REVIVAL
Meat Beat Manifesto Never LeftRemember Jack Dangers? AKA Meat Beat Manifesto, the best breaks finder on the planet? The guy that's been doing it since all the musicians he influenced were pissing their diapers? In case you don't remember, Jack was/is a soft-spoken British transplant to California who got into sound archeology in...
|
|
|
|
|
| |
